WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Pancho 5:46 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Has a bottle of Calpol and a straw been mentioned yet?

Nurse Ratched 1:08 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Absolute quackery.

Fat Elvis 12:48 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Cranial osteopathy

Fat Elvis 12:39 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
First born had this until he was 8 months old, tried everything and I mean everything. Friend of the missus said to see a homeopathic doctor, I laughed when she told me, all that airy fairy sh*t, that's not going to work.
In the end we went a booked one up, might as well give it a go, not cheap £50 a sesh, 6 minimum booked in.
Doc said the colic all comes down to the Vagus nerve which is in the back of your neck, (google it) needs to reset via massage. He told us to expect him to be grouchy for a while after and to watch out for really really bad nappies, which in due course he had, after 4 sessions he was sleeping well, no grumpiness, no squirming about, a thousand times better. The doc even said 4 sessions were enough, even though he could of dragged it out for a long time.
In all honestly give it a go, what have you got to lose...

NewtonsPartyBag 9:35 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic

AnotherDay_SameShit 9:02 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic

NewtonsPartyBag 9:45 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic

Mine too bell, proper horrifying to watch.

I couldn't go down on her for at least 3 hours after.''


Joking aside, going down on a woman in the early stages after giving birth can kill her. Fact.









*loses Hard on

lowermarshhammer 9:20 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Don't worry it will soon be a thing of the past and you'll be fretting over the fact that your little cherub is coming home late, getting drunk or worse, giving out random blow jobs to strangers.

You'll look back and think laugh at the colic days.

Nurse Ratched 9:13 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
AD-SS - Jesus! Can it really?? :-(

Far Cough 9:02 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Cheese on toast?

AnotherDay_SameShit 9:02 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic

NewtonsPartyBag 9:45 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic

Mine too bell, proper horrifying to watch.

I couldn't go down on her for at least 3 hours after.''


Joking aside, going down on a woman in the early stages after giving birth can kill her. Fact.

Steve P 9:00 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
At least I haven't got that old age thing that affects the memory, what's it called? Begins with A?

Mr Polite 8:38 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Memory skills

Steve P 8:33 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
When I was a kid, my mum used gripe water, and so did we when we started a family. It actually had alcohol in it, probably didn't cure colic at all, just knocked the baby out!

I don't think it's available these days, although I've not checked for thirty odd years

Fluke 8:21 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Oh and originally they thought it was colic but it was acid reflux, doctors are pretty shit though with things like that. The amount of times doctors told us things were normal, when we knew they weren't was a joke

Fluke 8:18 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic
Dr Browns bottles tended to make him take in less air which helped, also gaviscon (the baby stuff they provide you) but I only used half the dose as the full dose seemed to constipate him.

The good thing is it does all pass, one of my boys was a nightmare with it. He used to projectile vomit about 3 or 4 times a day, our washing machine was constantly on. Things do get better, I look back and wonder how we coped.

Good luck, and hope it passes sooner rather than later

kylay 1:18 Mon Nov 3
Re: Colic

bell 9:43 Sun Nov 2

I feel you mate. it was the same for my wife. it's steadily improved over the last 4 months though, fwiw.

My sister-in-law thought their baby had colic and turned out to be really bad acid reflux. I forget how they figured it but I know it was the grandmother and not the doctors. She basically had to eat white rice and boiled chicken while she was nursing in addition to putting the baby on medicine. good luck

Don Ravioli 10:18 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic
Mate of mines littl'un had it for about six months.
They tried everything and ended up going to one of those Chinese herbal gaffs, took a couple of weeks but sorted it out.
Feel sorry for anyone that has to go through it must be terrible for the kid as well.

wrighty 10:16 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic
Bell, it's worth the cash to ease their pain and for your sanity. You can get it on prescription anyway.

cm2hammer 10:16 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic
Mrs CM2 just said something about a colic massage for the baby - youtube it mate, probably on there.....

Darlo Debs 10:14 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic
Annony are you from the North east?

Annony 10:13 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic
Take the bairn to West Ham, will nod off in no time.

Darlo Debs 10:12 Sun Nov 2
Re: Colic
I got lucky, mine rarely got it. Dunno if them being breastfed was a factor. My younger one would not take a bottle.

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